Sunday, 27 May 2007

hmm

Ylva Ulfsdotter Eriksson, sociologiforskare vid Göteborgs Universitet, har i sin doktorsavhandling "Yrke, Status & Genus" rangordnat 100 yrken efter status. Så här ser listan ut:
1. Ambassadör
2. Läkare
3. Domare
4. Professor
5. Advokat

6. Pilot
7. VD
8. Forskare
9. Civilingenjör
10. Statsråd

11. Idrottsproffs
12. Civilekonom
13. Veterinär
14. Datakonsult
15. Filmproducent

16. Tandläkare
17. Aktiemäklare
18. Riksdagsledamot
19. Ingenjör
20. Psykolog

21. Programledare TV
22. Skattedirektör
23. Revisor
24. Webbdesigner
25. Journalist

26. Personalchef
27. Författare
28. Officer
29. Dataoperatör
30. Reklamare (AD)

31. Skådespelare
32. Präst
33. Apotekare
34. Polis
35. Banktjänsteman

36. Brandman
37. Sociolog
38. Meteorolog
39. Fotomodell
40. Flygvärdinna

41. Barnmorska
42. Miljövårdsinspektör
43. Guldsmed.
44. Gymnasielärare
45. Kock

46. Sjukgymnast
47. Rockmusiker
48. Sjuksköterska
49. Kronofogde
50. Konstnär

51. Skolkurator
52. Grundskollärare
53. Reseledare
54. Akupunktör
55. Elektriker

56. Facklig ombudsman
57. Byggnadsarbetare
58. Kriminalvårdare
59. Snickare
60. Frisör

61. Socialsekreterare
62. Trädgårdsmästare
63. Dansare
64. Bibliotekarie
65. Förskollärare

66. Lokförare
67. Kosmetolog
68. Bilmontör
69. Bagare
70. Bilreparatör

71. Lantbrukare
72. Barnskötare
73. Skräddare/sömmerska
74. Kontorssekreterare
75. Metallarbetare

76. Brevbärare
77. Väktare
78. Undersköterska
79. Skogsarbetare
80. Bussförare

81. Vägarbetare
82. Fastighetsskötare
83. Matros
84. Fiskare
85. Taxichaufför

86. Personlig assistent
87. Vårdbiträde
88. Affärsbiträde
89. Postkassörska
90. Servitör/servitris

91. Hemvårdsassistent
92. Vaktmästare
93. Hamnarbetare
94. Snabbköpskassörska
95. Parkarbetare

96. Biljettkontrollant
97. Sophämtare
98. Städerska
99. Gatuköksbiträde
100 Diskare

Okey, this is news to me.

Sunday, 13 May 2007

FIND THE PLAYERS FROM GROVEN

once you got in the groove you will always be seperated from the crowd.



Friday, 11 May 2007

first out, lethal industry

as we promised, we are going to release some records we made in our studio. i havent had the time to master the sound yet but it sounds pretty good raw.

enjoy

SOMETIMES IT JUST HAPPENS

Grovens most valuable player

So we are finally here, its time to decide Grovens most valuable player. The nominated are:

Anti: By far the most loyal and hard working man, always with a big smile and different shoes. The ideal worker, saves material by not using gloves, saving time by eating meanwhile he is working. I don’t know why he still works at MediRest, he seems extremely wealthy, he even has a personal TV on top of his working closet. But is this enough to take home the award? Even if he recently found his working spirit again he is so well known for I am a bit sceptic, maybe he recovered it too late.

Gluten-mike: As a Swedish citizen I am proud of what we developed in race biology and coercion-sterilization but this is one of the few moments I am pleased we did not continue with it; Mikael Ekman. I thought I knew everything about eye globes, although when this guy loaded up and gave me the 3min stare like I was the only thing alive and moving, it gave me honestly a new meaning to the word. And I am not exaggerating now, but that is just one small part of Mikael Ekman. I could and will namedrop some of the things that would make him the winner of GVMP to many people, his speed, when he cleans his cover (meanwhile he wears it), his explanations, his danger for grill-clean, his appearance, the roar, the roar and the fucking roar. His roar is the definition of a retard.

Kalib/Kalif/Kaliben: Doesn’t the name say it all? No seriously, who is this man? I don’t think anyone knows his real name, he was shy but almost always happy. What does we know about this man? Not much, but one thing is for sure, the policeman who stepped into MediRest that Thursday morning to inform him to be outside Sweden in one month is probably not just regular local policemen. Why I know this? In my life I haven’t experienced much, but oh boy, do I know humans or what, answer yes. If someone has a personality with 90+% positive charismas he/she is either retarded or is into shady business, you do not have to be a genius to figure out this one. It’s adding 1+1, the name Kalib + Policeman. Come on. Please MediRest, enlighten us why he got deported, and please save us from the juridical citizen bullshit, we heard it all before.

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Thursday, 10 May 2007

The Garden Of Groven




"If a healthy soil is full of death, it is also full of life: worms, fungi, microorganisms of all kinds ...
Given only the health of the soil, nothing that dies is dead for very long."

I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO FUCK THIS GIRL