Friday, 11 May 2007

Grovens most valuable player

So we are finally here, its time to decide Grovens most valuable player. The nominated are:

Anti: By far the most loyal and hard working man, always with a big smile and different shoes. The ideal worker, saves material by not using gloves, saving time by eating meanwhile he is working. I don’t know why he still works at MediRest, he seems extremely wealthy, he even has a personal TV on top of his working closet. But is this enough to take home the award? Even if he recently found his working spirit again he is so well known for I am a bit sceptic, maybe he recovered it too late.

Gluten-mike: As a Swedish citizen I am proud of what we developed in race biology and coercion-sterilization but this is one of the few moments I am pleased we did not continue with it; Mikael Ekman. I thought I knew everything about eye globes, although when this guy loaded up and gave me the 3min stare like I was the only thing alive and moving, it gave me honestly a new meaning to the word. And I am not exaggerating now, but that is just one small part of Mikael Ekman. I could and will namedrop some of the things that would make him the winner of GVMP to many people, his speed, when he cleans his cover (meanwhile he wears it), his explanations, his danger for grill-clean, his appearance, the roar, the roar and the fucking roar. His roar is the definition of a retard.

Kalib/Kalif/Kaliben: Doesn’t the name say it all? No seriously, who is this man? I don’t think anyone knows his real name, he was shy but almost always happy. What does we know about this man? Not much, but one thing is for sure, the policeman who stepped into MediRest that Thursday morning to inform him to be outside Sweden in one month is probably not just regular local policemen. Why I know this? In my life I haven’t experienced much, but oh boy, do I know humans or what, answer yes. If someone has a personality with 90+% positive charismas he/she is either retarded or is into shady business, you do not have to be a genius to figure out this one. It’s adding 1+1, the name Kalib + Policeman. Come on. Please MediRest, enlighten us why he got deported, and please save us from the juridical citizen bullshit, we heard it all before.

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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

GLUTEN!!!!!